FUNNY FACTS OF LIFE :

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
Success is a relative term ,It brings so many relatives.
Your future depends on your dreams , So go to sleep.
A dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting the view
No matter how tall a girl is, she would pee sitting.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

WEIRD FUNNY FACTS:

Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her foot.
In the number of people posting marriage ads,35% are already married.
The darker the environment,the more frequent a cat’s passing urine times.
Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
The water that we drink into our body is already 3 billion years old.
A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.
You can never lick your elbow with your tongue.
Polar bears are left-handers
Lice can jump over a distance 350 times longer than their bodies,equivalent to a human jumping over the length of a football stadium.
Tommy Lee Jones and America’s vice-president were roommates in Harvard.