If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?

" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Why is a package transported in a car called shipment, but on a ship it's called cargo?

Why Didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?